ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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