I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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