hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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