I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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