ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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