Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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