how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
True college students do jello shots in the library
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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