scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
