8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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