careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Too much gin, very little bucket
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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