our cab driver is having phone sex.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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