I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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