YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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