All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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