Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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