at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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