My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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