Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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