Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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