dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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