Whoa Z and x make the same sound
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I could fuck to npr.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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