Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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