the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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