so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
porn star boner night. come get it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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