i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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