i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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