He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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