The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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