That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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