I hate your face
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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