Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think people are normalizing furries
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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