He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
