I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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