nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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