I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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