I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
