You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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