you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you told grandpa to call you daddy
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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