yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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