her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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