Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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