I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
how do flat chested girls get laid?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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