Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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