I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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