how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the liver wants what the liver wants
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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