wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm bleeding and have questions
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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