just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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