what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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