i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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