even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
