Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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