I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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