Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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