i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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