Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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