3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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