in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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